For those who think it’s weird to have a Masked Food competition where foods sing to us about their benefits… well.
Food has been singing to us for decades.
Tony the Tiger, Sonny the Cuckoo Bird, Sugar Bear, the cats from Meow Mix, the Trix Rabbit — all came along when a glowing box in the living room became part of family life.
That would have been the 1950s.
The decades that followed gave us some serious health challenges. Many people today are sick, anxious, inflamed, exhausted, and — let’s just get to the point — fat.
Don’t get me wrong. I’m not saying, “People were healthy in the 1950s and now everyone is sick.”
But you might consider doing some research on your own and looking at the numbers comparing then and now.
And speaking of numbers, America now spends about $5.3 trillion a year on health care, and almost one-fifth of the entire economy is devoted to managing health.
We have to be aware of this so we can change it — and yes, with the reclamation of spiritual authority, many say we can.
And now, here comes our next contestant:
The Radiant Orb
I’m surprised this one even has the nerve to make an appearance. There has been so much negative PR.
The lights dim.
A golden little figure rolls onto the stage, glowing like sunshine.
The judges lean forward.
The Radiant Orb lifts the microphone and begins to sing…
They told you I was trouble,
they blamed me for the crime,
but I’ve been feeding humans
for a very long time.
I do not need a headline,
I do not need a trend,
I bring repair and building blocks
in one small golden blend.
I carry choline for the brain,
and nutrients for sight,
I bring protein, A and B,
and a little D-light.
I help the body build and mend,
I’m humble, round, and true,
So before you call me dangerous,
perhaps check what I do.
All the judges, except for Dr. Tombstone, applauded.
Tomorrow: The Lab-Coat Legend.
And for the group energy today, in addition to our regular work, we’re focusing on the following protocol:
Restore Divine Genetic Intelligence

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