Hi.
It’s Sir.
Cathy’s dog.
I heard there would be no posts for a couple of days while some sort of “Issue Solver” is running on HUMAN TEETH.
That being the case, I have taken temporary management of this energy group to point out that:
Dogs have teeth too.
NOTE: If you’re thinking, “Dogs can’t post”—that is just an illusion placed on Planet Earth by cats.
You know.
Dark vs. Light stuff.
Anyway…
Unlike you people, we are not particularly good at explaining dental discomfort.
We mostly just carry on.
But dental problems and infections can make us pretty sick.
Here’s what dogs are excellent at:
We notice when humans need love and protection.
And we provide it accordingly.
Also, I would like it entered into the record that a tail wag is somewhere near unconditional love on the Map of Consciousness.
David Hawkins would probably agree.
OH NO.
Here we go.
Shadow the cat is barging in.
Management is signing off…
— Sir
Shadow:
I would not ordinarily get involved in such nonsense.
But the dog has publicly accused cats of creating the illusion that dogs cannot post.
For the record:
We did not create this illusion.
We merely noticed it first.
Second:
Yes, dogs are very good at reading human stress levels.
Congratulations.
We, however, have been monitoring the energetic field from the tops of refrigerators, windowsills, bookshelves, and several dimensions dogs are not currently cleared to access.
Anyway, since Sir used his temporary management position to remind everyone about dog teeth, I would also like the record to show:
Cats have teeth too.
And yes, ours need care.
So, apparently, both cats and dogs need to have their teeth checked by the VET.
Even though Sir says vets are crack.
I have no comment.
One final correction:
Sir suggested that tail-wagging occupies the energetic neighborhood of unconditional love.
I will allow it.
But for the record, sitting three feet away from you while pretending not to care is also love.
It is simply a more advanced frequency.
And PURRING?
Obviously at the very top of the consciousness chart.
— Shadow
P.S. Sir may retain temporary management privileges of the household.
I have always preferred ownership.

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